My Boss Is a Loaf of Bread

On her first day at a top-tier internet giant, Emily discovers the terrifying truth: the legendary CEO everyone reveres is a talking French baguette. Stranger still, the entire company finds this perfectly normal. The baguette boss strategizes in boardrooms, leads executive meetings, and even hands out precise year-end bonuses — though it frequently explodes with rage when hungry employees sneak a bite of its irresistibly fragrant crust. As the company's valuation skyrockets under its bizarre leadership, the baguette grows larger and larger, until finally announcing a NASDAQ IPO whose prospectus reveals the ultimate corporate mission: total domination of the global breakfast industry.